HOW IS EVERYONE ON THIS LOVELY MONDAY???
i'm bored stiffler
how 'bout yerself?
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...the other eight are unimportant.
jobless anymore ;0)
1. What is your Full Name: Kristina Marie Mack
2. What color pants are you wearing right now? Jeans
3. What are you listening to right now? Missin you
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 48
5. What was the last thing you ate? Fried Chicken
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink
7. How is the weather right now? HOT!!! 112 Degrees
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? Bryan
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex: eyes
10. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yeah
11. How are you feeling today? Ready to party
12. Favorite Drink: Tea
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: Alize
14. Favorite Sports: Football
15. Hair Color: Brown
16. Eye Color: brown
17. Do you wear contacts: Yes
18. Siblings: 3 sisters and 1 brother
19. Favorite Month: June
20. Favorite Food: Fried Chicken
21. Last Movie you watched: Spiderman 2
22. Favorite Day of the Year: New year
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Depends if hes to good to pass up
24. Summer or winter: Summer
25. Hugs or Kisses? kisses
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
27. Do you want your friends to write back? yeah
28. Who is most likely to respond? Amy
29: Who is least likely to respond? Kimmy
30. What book are you reading? Cosmo
31. What's on your mouse pad? Naked Man J/K black
32. Favorite Board Game: Monopoly
33. What Did You Do Last Night? Slept
34. Favorite Smells: Food
35. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No
36. What inspires you? Life
37. Favorite Flower: Pink roses
38. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Breakfast
Tomorrow it's my birthday ;o)
I need a birthday spankin..
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.
After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal.
It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.
Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA !!
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
you pour milk over corn flakes
but I always have mine
-- peeling back your jeans
your fruit hard
but no less sweet